Want Some Cheese With That Whine, Mr. President?

Reading an analysis of self-appointed cult leader Oprah’s recent interview with the President and his evil-eyebrowed wife was a jolly good time.  It has become abundantly clear that the poor fellow is delusional!  Alas!  What can we do?

“…we have inherited the biggest set of challenges of any president since Franklin Delano Roosevelt.”

Stop whining.  The Bush Blame Game was lost with the trillions of dollars you have spent on Liberal pork and beans.  Here is where the Liberals will tell you that Bush spend this-much-money and blah blah blah…he spent too much, but not as much and not as fast.

“We stabilized the economy….”

Really, Barry?  Seriously?  Tell that to the millions who are out of work with no job prospects in sight.  Tell that to someone trying to put food on the table, but holiday gifts for their family, or just plain live their lives in these current economically challenged times as you spend our grandchildren’s money on pathetic, disorganized “bills” and/or jokes you refer to as “stimulus” that will not work at best and bankrupt our country at worst.  This is the point when a Liberal will tell you that we have to spend ourselves out of a recession.  This makes about as much sense as paying off a credit card with another credit card then charging up the credit card you just paid off.  You may have more stuff, but you’re still broke.

 ”We are on our way out of Iraq.”

Three words: “As evidenced by…?”  Does he think people will believe him just because he says it…or does he think his words are magical like Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother?

 ”I think we’ve got the best possible plan for Afghanistan.”

What plan is that, the one where you send fewer troops than your hand-picked advisor needs, or the one where you appease the TOLLY-BON by doing so?  Maybe that’s the same plan.  In any case, your plan sucks.  If you’re not going to whip out the can of whoop-ass, BRING THEM HOME.

Finally…my favorite:

“We have reset our image around the world.”

Yeah, you’ve had a banner year groveling to evil dictators, sucking up to and even bowing to world leaders.  You have compromised our national security and changed our image from one of power to that of being a, well, let’s say I could call my cat the same.

2012 cannot come fast enough.  God help us.